Flight of the Conchords - Friends

EU AMO FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!



Friends sing together (la la la la)
Friends do things together (la la la la)
Friends laugh together (ha ha ha ha)
Friends may grouse together (la la la la)

Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
Friends help you shift into a new place
Tell you if you've got food on your face
Friends are the ones on whom you can depend
(He's my friend, he's not my friend)
Friends are the ones who are there in the end
(He's my friend - they're not my Friends)

If you trip over, I'll catch your fall
If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls
If you get drunk and vomit on me,
I'll make sure you get home safely
If you crossed the road and a truck struck you
I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you
I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
If you get murdered, I'll avenge your death

Friends walk together (la la la la)
Pop & lock together
Me and him together (la la la la)
Me and Jim forever

Friends go jogging at the track
Friends borrow money, never pay it back
Friends do not let Friends do crack
Friends go out and grab a snack
Friends drink beer in the sun
Unlike girlfriends, they don't mind if you have more than one
Friends tell you when your fly's undone...
(Murray, your fly's undone)

My uncle John had a special friend
They dressed alike, his name was Ben
I've never seen two Friends like them
They were very very friendly men

Friends Friends Friends...